Zucchini Protein Porridge (no, really)

It is the ultimate "trust the process" meal. At face value, it sounds like something served in a Dickensian orphanage, but the chemistry of the ingredients turns it into a functional masterpiece.

Here is a breakdown of why this works and how they transform "gross" into "no shit, this is delicious."


1. Zucchini (The Structural Volumizer)

2. Micellar Casein (The "Modernist" Binder)

3. Allulose & Vanilla

4. Ginger Paste (The Metabolic Flush)

5. Blueberries (The Antioxidant Anchor)


Summary of the "Modernist" Effect

Ingredient Role Benefit for the "Dry" Look
Zucchini Potassium Donor Displaces Sodium (Flushes Water)
Casein Slow Protein Protects Muscle Tissue
Ginger Digestive Aid Reduces Bloat / Supports Lipids
Allulose Sweetener Zero Insulin Spike

Equipment & Processing

Nought more than a saucepan and a stirry thing.


Ingredients and Method

Ingredient Weight Method
Zucchini ( Grated) 200g Grate the zucchini.
Rolled Oats 30g Combine the zucchini, oats, and almond milk in a saucepan.
Almond Milk 130g Simmer over medium heat for 5 minutes, stirring constantly until the oats and zucchini form a thick, cohesive base.
Ginger Paste 5g Stir in the ginger, vanilla, and allulose. Remove from the heat.
Vanilla Extract 2g ^
Allulose 20g ^
Raw Casein Protein 30g Add the casein to the warm mixture. Immediately use the Sunbeam hand beater on high speed for 60 seconds.
Blueberries 150g Watch as the mixture aerates and doubles in volume. The casein will turn it into a thick, marshmallow-like mousse.